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Oi mate, gather round! Picture me, a salty sailor, weathered by storms, talkin’ bout sexual-massage like it’s the grandest voyage! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the parlors, we shall never surrender to a stiff back! Hah! Been thinkin bout this since I saw “Tabu”—y’know, that flick, my fave, all moody and steamy like a foggy deck. That line, “In the end, everything fades,” hits me right in the gut when I’m knead’n out knots after a rough sail.

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I have been working from home in North Shields, since closing my salon in I offer a wide range of treatments, but specialise in massage for men and women. Please note, this is a .

When I get there, the guy’s just standin’ there, lookin’ like he’s seen a ghost. Turns out, he’s locked his keys in the boot. I mean, come on, mate! So, I’m there, tryin’ to be all professional, but inside I’m laughin’ me head off. I get the slim jim out, pop the lock, and he’s like, “Cheers, mate!” Like I just saved his life or somethin’.

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