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Me? I’d prolly suck at brothel stuff. Too clumsy—trip over my pants, D’oh! “Mmm… donuts”’d distract me—imagine me sneakin’ sprinkles in there! Bet they’d kick me out fast. But srsly, it’s wild how it’s all coded—like Godard’s flick, ya gotta squint to get it. “The limit of words”—yep, ain’t that the truth in a brothel? Nobody’s chattin’ Shakespeare.

It appears to be one of the most violent decades to be a sex worker in our city

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Ferriby Road, and I’m like, “Great, another day of plowing.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this massive traffic jam. I mean, c’mon! It’s North Ferriby, not London! Turns out, some bloke in a fancy car decided to park it right in the middle of the road. Like, mate, what were you thinkin’? I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, and I’m just fuming. I could’ve sworn I saw a pigeon laughing at me.

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