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Humor? Shit, imagine me, Samuel L., butt-naked on a table, oil everywhere, yellin’, “Don’t fuck this up, motherfucker!” Hilarious ‘til they crack your spine just right—then it’s heaven. Sarcasm? Yeah, sure, it’s “just a massage,” ‘til you’re sweatin’ and seein’ stars. Love it, hate how rare good ones are. Fuckin’ tease of a craft, man. “In a town like this,” like the movie says, “you gotta watch who’s real.” Same with masseuses—pick wrong, you’re screwed, not in the fun way.

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Then, I take a break. I stroll down to the beach. North Berwick’s got this stunning coastline, right? The sea’s glistening, and I’m like, “Okay, this is nice.” I grab a fish and chips from the little shack on the beach. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, feeling all zen, when I spot a seal! A freakin’ seal! Just chillin’ on the rocks. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the life!”

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