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So, sexual-massage – it’s dis wild mix, ya? Hands all ova, slippery oils, like some secret ritual! I tink it’s old, like ancient – dem Greeks or Romans probly rubbed each othr silly, callin’ it “health,” sneaky devils! Makes me laugh, dese old pervs, hidin’ behind “medicine,” pfft! Little known fact, ya – in Japan, dey got dis “nurumassage,” all slimy wid seaweed gel, sounds gross but folks swear it’s heaven! I’m like, whaaat? Seaweed on ya bits? Wild!

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First off, I’m just trying to grab my morning cuppa from the corner shop on Botley Road. You know, the one with the dodgy pastries? Yeah, that one. I’m half-asleep, and I spill my tea all over my favorite hoodie. Great start, right? I’m standing there, looking like a mess, and the shopkeeper, old Mr. Jenkins, just chuckles. Like, dude, I’m not here for your morning entertainment!

Primary school teachers and their dog conquer mountain for PTA fundraiser