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Lemme tell ya, had this one time, some masseuse tried playin’ coy—rubbibg my shoulders like I’m a damn mannequin. I’m like, “Honey, don’t gimme that weak sauce!” Made me madder than Gusteau catchin’ Linguini slackin’! But when it’s good? Oh, lordy, it’s fireworks—happy vibes shootin’ thru me like a rat cookin’ five-star grub! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do these rubdowns with olive oil, callin’ it “massage with benefits”—yeah, freaky, right? Surprised me when I heard that!

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So, I’m waiting in line, and this bloke in front of me spills his coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. The barista, bless her, is trying to clean it up while taking orders. I’m just standing there, fuming. I mean, I just wanted a latte, not a front-row seat to a coffee disaster.

See Santa's sleigh on its 'magic journey' through the Rother Valley from this weekend!