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What gets me raging? The pricks who reckon it’s all seedy. Some of it is, fair dos, but there’s art to it, innit? Takes skill to knead a bloke without snapping him! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect to feel like a new man after. “Truth is a bitter pill,” Oldboy says, and yeah, truth is, I’d go again. Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture this: me, starkers, oil dripping, giggling like a twat cos it tickles—pure madness! You lot missing out, stuck with your Netflix and chill—pathetic! Sexual-massage, mate, it’s the dogs bollocks—try it, you muppet!

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So, I’m waiting in line, and this bloke in front of me spills his coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. The barista, bless her, is trying to clean it up while taking orders. I’m just standing there, fuming. I mean, I just wanted a latte, not a front-row seat to a coffee disaster.

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