Natalie Newtownards Sexual Massage ❤️

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Sometimes, I’m like, “Am I too groovy for this?” Nah, never! Sexual-massage is art—kneadin’ out the bad juju. Oh, and the music—gotta have sitar or somethin’ trippy. “Love is a many-splendored thing”—Baz Luhrmann gets it! One time, mate, I overdid the oil—slipped off the table! Laughed my arse off—total pratfall! Keeps it real, baby—nobody’s perfect.

BENEFITS OF MASSAGE

Relaxing back and neck massage - £ (30MINS) Back, neck, head and legs - £ (45 mins) Deep tissue back, neck and head massage - £45 (30 mins).

After that chaos, I thought I’d grab a coffee at the Coffee Yard. Best flat whites in town, no joke! I’m standing in line, and this guy in front of me drops his wallet. I’m like, “Dude, your wallet!” But he just looks at me like I’m speaking Martian. So, I sign it again, and he finally gets it. He’s all grateful and stuff, and I’m like, “Just doing my job, mate!”

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