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But man, it ain’t all glory. Gets me riled up thinkin’ how escorts get no respect—like, “Who locked you up for fifteen years?” Nobody, but they’re still stuck trailin’ some jerk who don’t say thanks. I’d be madder’n a wet hen if I was them. Once heard a story—true story, swear it—‘bout an escort in Moscow who took a bullet for a guy, then got fired ‘cause the dude didn’t like his tie. What a jackass! Surprised me so bad I near choked on my pretzel.

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But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! Like, seriously? In the middle of a heartfelt speech? Everyone’s scrambling, and I’m just standing there, trying to keep it together. I mean, I’m supposed to be the calm one, right? So, I’m signing “evacuate” like a madwoman, and folks are just staring at me. I’m like, “C’mon, people! Move it!”

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