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Sex-dating’s a jungle, bro! You got Tinder, Bumble, freaky lil’ FetLife if you’re nasty. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a hustle – “You’re in or you’re out,” like César says in the movie. You gotta know the game. Met this chick once, profile said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant “hikin’ up her skirt” – surprise, Rock! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s clever. Little known fact: 1 in 5 profiles got fake pics – stats I dug up. Pissed me off, man! People lyin’ like that? Weak sauce.

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Finally, I get to the hospital, and it’s chaos. I’m signing for a family who’s just lost someone. It’s heartbreaking. I mean, how do you even sign “I’m so sorry”? I just try to be there for them, you know? It’s tough, but it’s also why I love what I do.

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