Evelyn Newtownards Erotic Massage ❤️

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Now, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours, right? One time, this geezer’s hands were shakier than my karaoke rendition of “Lady in Red” – made me proper livid! “Focus, you muppet!” I wanted to yell, but nah, I’m a gent, kept it cool. Thing is, when it’s done right, it’s like, “How do I make this stop?” – meanin’ I *don’t* want it to, obvs! The pros know their pressure points, hittin’ spots you didn’t even know were screamin’ for attention. Fun fact: there’s this nerve in yer lower back – sciatic somethin’ – that can zap ya into next week if they nail it. Had me gaspin’ once, thought I’d levitated!

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Full-body, deep tissue Swedish massage with experienced female therapist, in quiet north city setting. £45 per hourly session. Address: 96 Salisbury Avenue.

Finally, I get to the hospital, and it’s chaos. I’m signing for a family who’s just lost someone. It’s heartbreaking. I mean, how do you even sign “I’m so sorry”? I just try to be there for them, you know? It’s tough, but it’s also why I love what I do.

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