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So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage’s got history, right? Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” – fancy word for kneadin’ yer bits to bliss. Little known fact: emperors got this done by concubines, probly smirkin’ like I do with a goblet o’ red. Makes me happy, that – power in a rubdown! But what pisses me off? Them prudes who scoff at it. “Oh, it’s improper!” Sod off, ya stiff-necked twats – it’s relief with a wink!

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Then, I get a call. My mate’s in trouble. He’s locked himself outta his flat on Mill Street. I’m like, “Seriously, how do you even manage that?” So I rush over, tools in hand. I get there, and he’s just standing there, looking all sheepish. I’m thinking, “You’re lucky we’re mates.”

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