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Alright, pal, strap in—sexual-massage time! I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and everybody lies. So, sexual-massage—oily hands, dim lights, weird vibes. It’s like “Fish Tank,” gritty, raw, real messy. Mia’s dance in that flick? Pure tension, awkward sexiness—same deal here. Some chick’s rubbin’ you down, and you’re thinkin’, “Is this allowed?” Ha! Laws? Gray as hell—depends where ya are. In Thailand, it’s a damn artform, been around forever—happy endings since Buddha’s day, swear it. Little known fact: ancient tantra shit started this, spiritual my ass—everybody’s just horny.

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Next, I’m off to the park on the corner of Park Road. It’s a lovely spot, but today it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Kids running wild, dogs barking, and some dude playing the bagpipes. I mean, who even does that? I’m trying to focus on the layout for the event, but all I can think is, “Why is this happening to me?”

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