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Lemme break it down, fam. Sexual-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal – nah, it’s art, bro! It’s all bout releasin’ stress, gettin’ that energy flowin’, and yeah, maybe a lil naughty vibe if you’re lucky. I got into it after a long day flexin’ these pythons – my masseuse, Tina, she’s a freakin’ wizard. Slippery oils, deep pressure, and I’m like, “Damn, this is better than rasslin’!” Little known fact? Back in ancient Greece, them philosophers got sensual rubs to spark genius – Plato was probly butt-naked gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ deep thoughts!

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So, I settled for a sausage sarnie instead. Not the same, but whatever. I sat by the window, watching the world go by. People were rushing to work, kids were running late for school. Classic Newton Aycliffe morning, right? Then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past and nearly knocks over an old lady. I’m talking full-on near-miss! I was like, “Oi, mate! Watch where you’re going!” But he just laughed and pedaled off. Kids these days, I swear.

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