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So, last week, tried it meself - mate’s a masseur, dodgy geezer. Slippery hands, dim lights, I’m half laughin’, half “what the fuck?” He’s kneadin’ me traps, I’m groanin’ - not sexy groanin’, mind ya, more like a creaky door. Then - surprise! He’s whisperin’ some tantric nonsense, “energy flowin’,” and I’m like, “Bruv, just rub the knot out!” Nearly clocked him, but it worked - felt like a king after. “The wind no longer blows,” as the film says – calm, eerie, fuckin’ lush.

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I grab me gear and head out. The canal’s lookin’ all peaceful, but I know better. It’s like a calm before the storm, ya know? I’m walkin’ along the water, and I can’t help but think about how this place used to be all about the linen mills. Now it’s just me, a few ducks, and a whole lotta trouble.

Cyclist fled from police through Newry city centre done for dangerous cycling