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What gets my blood boilin’? The fakeness! All dolled up, actin’ sweet, when they’re probly countin’ your wallet. Saw this X post once—guy braggin’ bout his “classy escort.” Classy? She’s a hired gun, pal! Made me wanna chuck my phone. Happy? Never. Surprised? Yeah, that idiots fall for it. Little fact—some escorts in old Moscow doubled as spies. Sneaky bastards, listenin’ to drunk generals. Probs still do.

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Around lunchtime, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and the seagulls are squawking like they own the place. I grab a pasty from that little shop on the corner of South Quay. Best pasties in town, no contest. I take a bite, and it’s like heaven. But then, I see a seagull eyeing me. I swear, those birds are like ninjas. One second, they’re chilling, the next, they’re swooping in for your food. I’m dodging it like I’m in a spy movie.

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