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Picture dis: ya got sore muscles, tight as hell from trainin’. Den—bam!—someone’s hands workin’ ya over, deep and slow, releasin’ all dat tension. It’s like, “I no longer have a body,” like in *Amour*, ya feel me? Dat line hits hard—yer floatin’, lost in da sensation! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s freaky-deaky, emotional, gets ya blood pumpin’! I’m talkin’ endorphins explodin’, mood goin’ *hasta la vista* to stress!

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First off, I hit up the High Street. Gotta grab my morning coffee, ya know? I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this bloke in front of me orders a “skinny, extra hot, half-caf, no foam” latte. Like, mate, chill! It’s just coffee, not rocket science! I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

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