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But yo, some places? Trash. Went to this sketchy parlor once, dude’s hands were rougher than sandpaper, I’m like, “Bro, you tryna skin me alive?” Pissed me off, wasted my time, my coins—shoulda known when the sign said “massage” with quotes, sus as hell. “The whale swims north,” like in *Werckmeister*, tryna find peace, but nah, I got chaos instead. Hella mad, but I laughed it off—life’s too short, YOLO.

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First off, I hit up the High Street. Gotta grab my morning coffee, ya know? I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this bloke in front of me orders a “skinny, extra hot, half-caf, no foam” latte. Like, mate, chill! It’s just coffee, not rocket science! I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

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