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I got into this, right, ‘cause I was pissed—PISSED!—at how folks think it’s all sleazy. Nah, it’s ancient, like them Romans Jep drifts past in the movie, bathin’ in pleasure, not shame. Little known fact: in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru,” slimy seaweed gel, body-on-body—wild, slippery chaos! I tried it once, slipped off the damn table, laughed my ass off—happy as hell! Ain’t no billionaire gonna tell me that’s wrong!

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This place is a little hide gem on the street between TIGER TIGER and THE GATE. I always suffering from shoulder and back pain.

But then, one of ‘em spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” He just laughs and says, “You’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of ale!” I mean, come on! I’m soaked, and he’s actin’ like it’s a joke. I was fumin’! But then, I see the look on his face, and I can’t help but chuckle. It’s hard to stay mad in this city, ya know?

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