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Here’s a wild tidbit—did ya know some parlors got secret menus? Legit, like a burger joint, but it’s code for “extras.” Blew my mind first time I heard it—found a ledger once, tucked in a drawer, scribbled with “specials.” Made me gag, but also—kinda genius? Sneaky as hell, like Carlos plottin’ his next move. “I am a clandestine,” he’d say—fits these sleazebags perfect!

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As the night goes on, I’m walkin’ back home, thinkin’ about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From fishin’ to pints to random shenanigans, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Newcastle’s got this vibe, ya know? It’s like a big ol’ family. You can be angry one minute and laughin’ the next.

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