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So – sex escorts. Been around forever. Ancient Rome? Had ‘em. Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves. Howlin’ at the moon – ha! Little factoid there. Blows my mind. These days? It’s all slick – apps, websites. Underground shit. Met a guy once – swore his escort was. Like – a therapist with benefits. I laughed. Hard. “Benefits,” he says – yeah, right!

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