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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody circus! I’m sat here, thinkin’—what a mess! Like “Moulin Rouge!”—all glitter, no guts. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn”—love’s a con! Apps full of twats swipin’ left, right, clueless! I tried it once—fuckin’ disaster, mate! Bloke shows up, thinks he’s Christian fuckin’ Slater. Smelled like a wet sock—idiot sandwich!

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So, I’m there, rod in hand, ready to catch some fish. But nah, the fish were like, “Nah mate, not today!” I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet, and then it starts to drizzle. Just my luck, right? I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this seagull swoop down and snatch a chip from some poor bloke’s hand. I couldn’t help but laugh. Those birds are savage, man!

I went to Newcastle's biggest beer garden and it may be my new favourite summer spot