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But here’s the kicker—pissed me off when I found out some places charge extra for the “erotic” part. What a scam! Like, c’mon, don’t tease me with half-assed shiatsu then upsell me! Gimme the full deal or get outta my lair. Little-known fact, tho—Tantric massage, that’s the OG erotic stuff, comes from India, thousands of years back. Not just sexy time—s’posed to connect your soul or some hippy crap. Surprised me, honestly, thought it was all bout gettin off, but nah, it’s deep. Too deep for my evil ass sometimes.

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But then, one of ‘em spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” He just laughs and says, “You’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of ale!” I mean, come on! I’m soaked, and he’s actin’ like it’s a joke. I was fumin’! But then, I see the look on his face, and I can’t help but chuckle. It’s hard to stay mad in this city, ya know?

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