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Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t no Cadillac. Interior’s like sittin’ on a brick, and the engine sounds like a ticked-off lawnmower. How’s that workin’ for ya when yer tryna impress a date? Ha! Good luck, buddy! But dang if it don’t got charm. Saw one pimped out once – neon rims, spoiler, loud as sin. Kid drivin’ it looked prouder than a peacock. Made me chuckle, thinkin’, “We need to talk about this!”

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After brekkie, we stroll along the river. The vibe is buzzing! Street performers everywhere, and this one guy is doing backflips. I’m thinking, “How’s he not breaking his neck?” Then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals a chip from some poor sod’s plate. I’m dying!

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