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Little secret for ya – back in ’67, London, we had “key parties.” Birds and blokes tossin’ keys in a bowl, pick one, shag who ya get. Sex-dating’s the modern twist, baby! Swipe, match, bang – no keys needed. Wild, right? Surprised me first time I tried it – met this foxy chick, all giggles, thought, “This is my destiny!” Like Amélie says, “You’ll never be a vegetable!” – nah, sex-dating keeps ya alive, swingin’!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Front Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I grab a cuppa and a bacon sarnie. Best brekkie ever! But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You gotta come to the beach!” I’m thinking, “It’s 9 AM, mate!” But, of course, I’m in.

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