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Now, sexual-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal—nah, it’s art, mate. Little known fact: ancient Tantric vibes kicked this off, like 5,000 years back. Indians knew the score—energy, release, the lot. Makes me happy as a pig in muck, but lemme tell ya, finding a legit spot? Pissed me off once—some dodgy geezer in Soho tried charging me double, no skill, hands like sandpaper. I was fuming—wanted to say, “You’re a dead man, pal,” but I’m too smooth for that.

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After that, I’m feeling pretty good. I mean, I just saved a life, right? But then, I see this dude on the pier. He’s trying to impress his mates by jumping off. Classic. He jumps, and I’m like, “Oh no, this is gonna end badly.” He belly flops, and the sound is like a cannon going off. Everyone’s laughing, but I’m cringing.

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