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Oi, ever tried it yerself? I did, once – clumsy as a troll, spilt oil everywhere, lass laughed her arse off. “This is not a gift, it’s a curse!” I yelled, quotin’ Gusteau from *Ratatouille*. Still, felt like a king after. Pro tip: warm the oil, ya muppet, cold hands kill the mood! And don’t be shy – it’s all about trust, lettin’ go, like Remy trustin’ Linguini in the kitchen.

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a lifeguard in New-Romney is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I roll up to the beach, right? It’s a sunny Saturday, and the place is packed. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna chill at the beach? You got the sea, the sun, and the smell of fish and chips wafting from the stalls on High Street.

Motorcyclist taken to hospital after crash with ambulance outside Sainsbury’s