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Bit of a larf, really—imagine me, bumbling Boris, shirt off, hair a mess, gettin’ kneaded like dough. “Look at all my shit!”—that’s me, quotin’ *Spring Breakers*, showin’ off me glazin’ muscles. Reckon it’s a right treat, though—stress melts, you’re floatin’, proper *joie de vivre*. Mate, if you ain’t tried it, you’re missin’ out—go on, live a little, *alea iacta est*, the die’s cast! Just don’t tell the missus, eh? Blimey, what a lark!

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Entertaining since , but not with that many reviews, Penny is a distinctly mature escort, freely admitting to being in her late fifties, but for a lady of that age, still boating a very desirable .

Man, what a day! I swear, New-Milton’s got a way of throwin’ curveballs. Woke up early, like, way too early. The sun was barely up, and I was already feelin’ the weight of the world. You know how it is, right? Just another day in the life of a shearer.

Drink driver swerved and crashed into wall while double the drink-drive limit