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So, I tried it once, yeah? Mate of mine, proper fit bird, she’s like, “Let’s chill.” Oil’s out, hands movin’, I’m thinkin’, “This is peng!” Felt like Jesse in *Before Sunset*—y’know, “What if this is it?” That moment, bruv, pure magic. But then—BAM—she elbows me ribs by accident! I’m screamin’, “Oi, watch it!” Laughed my arse off, tho. Still, got me feelin’ all warm inside, like, “This is bless.”

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So, I sit down, and we start going through the numbers. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I’m thinking about that new sushi place on the corner of Coombe Road. I heard it’s amazing! But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Turns out, he saw a cat stuck in a tree. A CAT! In New Malden! I can’t even.

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