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But yo, it pisses me off too. These apps? Half the profiles fake as fuck! Catfish city, bro. I’m sittin’ there, hyped, thinkin’ I’m boutta smash, then it’s some dude in a basement with a wig. “I know what love is, David!”—nah, you don’t, you scammer! Spielberg knew, man, *A.I.* called it—tech’s wild, but humans? Messy. Sex-dating’s the same. You chase that spark, but it’s chaos, baby!

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Anyway, the meeting drags on. My boss is droning on about budgets and forecasts. I’m zoning out, thinking about that cat. I mean, what if it’s still up there? I can’t focus! Finally, I snap back to reality when my boss says, “Any questions?” I’m like, “Yeah, can we save the cat?” Everyone stares at me. Awkward!

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