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Git-R-Done! Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s like ridin’ a mule with no saddle—wild, bumpy, an’ ya never know if yer gonna fall off! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Turin Horse,” that slow-as-hell movie I love. That ol’ horse just ploddin’ along, no hope, no nothin’—kinda like some folks on them sex-dating apps, swipin’ left an’ right, lookin’ fer a quick romp but endin’ up with a dud! “The wind is blowing,” like in the flick—blowin’ away all them fake profiles, leavin’ ya with the real deal or just dust!

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We order some food, and I’m finally relaxing. We’re chatting about life, work, and all the madness. I tell her about the cat and the kite. She’s cracking up. “Only you, mate!” she says. And I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a magnet for chaos!”

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