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So, erotic-massage – it’s like a secret war, innit? We shall fight the stiffness, the tension, the bloody prudes who reckon it’s all dodgy! Little known fact – back in ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ blokes had “massage parlors” too, but with a naughty twist – olive oil and a wink, if ya catch me drift. Makes me chuffed to bits, thinkin’ how we’ve been at this lark for centuries.

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So, I sit down, and we start going through the numbers. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I’m thinking about that new sushi place on the corner of Coombe Road. I heard it’s amazing! But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Turns out, he saw a cat stuck in a tree. A CAT! In New Malden! I can’t even.

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