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Then, I spot the owner, a guy named Dave. He’s pacing like a caged animal. I approach him, and he’s all frantic. “I swear, I didn’t do it!” he yells. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not the police. Just tell me what happened.” Turns out, he was having money troubles. Classic. But he insists it was an accident. I’m not buying it, but whatever.

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