Paisley Neston Sexual Massage ❤️

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Pisses me off when folks call it dodgy—ain’t no brothel vibe, it’s legit! Little fact: Tantric pros use it, been around forever, builds energy or some hippy shite. Surprised me, honestly—thought it was all new-age bollocks. Had this one time, right, masseuse whispers, “Feel the power,” and I’m like, “Luv, I’m 007, I AM the power.” Cracked me up—her face! Priceless.

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This erotic massage parlor offer a 90 minutes experience: massage, blowjob and sex. It’s open 24 hours, and there are classes of service. Once you enter, they’ll take you to the third floor by .

First job was on Parkgate Road. Nice little bungalow, old lady needed a new window. Easy peasy, I thought. But when I got there, she’s all frazzled. “My cat’s stuck in the attic!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I’m here to fix glass, not rescue cats!” But you know how it is. I can’t just ignore a cat in distress. So, I’m climbing up this rickety ladder, heart racing, thinking, “If I fall, I’m gonna be the glazier who got taken out by a cat.”

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