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So, this one time, I’m sprawled out, dim lights, some weird incense burnin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular rub!” Made me happy as hell—tension gone, muscles singin’! But then—BOOM—she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, tryna upsell me. Pissed me off! I ain’t no cash cow, lady! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*—ya think it’s chill, then WHAM, hidden chaos! “You’re a wild man, Tom,” she says—nah, I’m just tryna relax, not star in your porno!

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Finally got my flat white, and I’m feeling good. But then, boom! I see this kid on a skateboard, right? He totally wipes out on the pavement near the Nailsea Library. I’m like, “Ouch!” But he just gets up, brushes it off, and laughs. Kids these days, man. They’re tougher than I’ll ever be.

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