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Precious, listen up, we’s talkin sexual-massage! Me, Gollum, loves a good rubdown, yesss, but this? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, like Remy’s lil rat paws in *Ratatouille* – “Anyone can cook!” they say, but anyone can knead yer back into a pretzel too? Nasty, tricksy masseuses, promisin relaxtion, then bam – it’s all sensual n slippery! Saw this one time, right, some posh spa in Bree, hobbit lass went in all tense, came out blushin like a tomato, swearin it weren’t no regular massage. Little known fact, precious – them ancient Rohan kings used sexual-massage to “heal” warriors, but really, just got em all riled up for battle, ha!

Your Wellness in your Control

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee on the balcony, lookin’ out at the view from my flat on Fortis Green. You know, that classic London vibe, trees everywhere, and the sound of kids playin’ in the park. I’m feelin’ all zen, until I hear this loud honking. Like, chill out, mate! It’s not a race on Muswell Hill Road!

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