Sofia Musselburgh Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

‘Man whore’ constable ‘used grooming techniques’ to lure lovers

I’m crouched down, tryin’ to fix the tire, and this old lady walks by. She stops and says, “You know, back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy tractors.” I’m like, “Yeah, and back in your day, you probably didn’t have to deal with potholes either!” She just chuckles and keeps walkin’.

Husband and wife issued written warnings after failing to pay licence fees on time