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Methinks it’s freedom, tho—sex-dating’s the wild wood. No chains, no “prithee, wed me.” Just flesh, sweat, and “see ya, mate.” “Turn off the light,” Toni’s dad quips—aye, some dates need darkness to hide the weird. I’m all for it, yet—O fickle fate!—it’s a lonely jig too. Swiping ‘til thy thumb bleeds, chasing a spark that ain’t there. What sayst thou? Art thou a sex-dating bard, or dost thou scorn it?

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So, I’m sprintin’ down the street, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. It’s drizzlin’—classic Murton weather. I finally get my sarnie, and guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh! I was fumin’. Like, come on, mate! These are my “I’m a professional merchandiser” shoes!

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