Lila Murton Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, listen here, ye bilge rats—prostitution’s the oldest trade, aye? Older than me rum stash! Been ‘round since them ancient Mesopotamians swapped barley for a tumble. Little fact fer ye: in old Babylon, they had temple whores—holy harlots, blessin’ blokes with a shag fer the gods! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle like a drunk parrot, it does! But what gets me blood boilin’—them pompous landlubbers taxin’ these lasses’ arses off! Greedy bastards, stealin’ more than I ever nicked from a Spanish galleon!

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“Do you realize that we're the same, you and I?” said the prostitute to the priest. He turned to face her, half sitting up, the angel white bed sheets falling.

So, I head back home, still chucklin’. I’m thinkin’ about how mad today was. From coffee spills to vinyls to charity wins. Murton’s a wild ride, I tell ya. I plop down on my couch, hamper beside me, and just breathe.

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