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So, I’ve had this one time—some lass in Bangkok, swear she had hands like a bleedin’ ninja. Little known fact: them Thai massages? Started centuries back, monks loosening up, but the erotic twist? That’s the underground spice, mate. She’s kneading me, I’m thinking, “This is living—fuck yeah!”—pure bliss, muscles melting, tension gone. Happiest I’ve been since I nabbed that villain in ’07. But then—bam!—she cranks my leg like she’s snapping a twig, and I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t a pretzel!” Made me angry, that—nearly ruined the mood, but she smirked, all cheeky, and I was back in, “Shaken, not stirred,” baby.

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So, I’m sprintin’ down the street, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. It’s drizzlin’—classic Murton weather. I finally get my sarnie, and guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh! I was fumin’. Like, come on, mate! These are my “I’m a professional merchandiser” shoes!

The beginnings of Dalton Park, when 4,000 people backed a new shopping centre plan