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Me fave bit? When they whisper, “Relax, Cap’n,” an’ I’m driftin’ like Eilis dreamin’ o’ home—“Home’s not a place, it’s a feelin’.” That’s sexual-massage done right—feelin’ alive, not just kneaded like dough! Tho, I’ll admit, I’ve giggled like a fool when they hit a ticklish spot—argh, can’t help it! So, mate, if ye try it, find a good’un, not some scurvy dog with cold mitts. Worth the coin, or I’m a landlubber! Savvy?

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to recover from my near-death experience, when I see this old bloke walking his dog. The dog was massive! Like, I swear it was part bear or something. I couldn’t help but chuckle. The dude was struggling to keep it in check. I thought, “Man, that’s a whole workout right there.”

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