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So, I tried it once—ONCE—cuz my buddy Duke bet me a steak I wouldn’t. Signed up on some app, Tinder or Grindr or whatever, don’t care. Profile pic? Me with an axe, shirt off, scowlin’. Bio said, “I chop wood, not feelings.” Got 12 matches in an hour—surprised the hell outta me. Thought, “Maybe this ain’t so bad.” Wrong. First chick messages, “Hey big guy, u dtf?” DTF? Down to forest? I’m thinkin’ she’s into trees—my kinda gal. Nope. Means “down to fuck.” Disgusting. I hate everything.

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to recover from my near-death experience, when I see this old bloke walking his dog. The dog was massive! Like, I swear it was part bear or something. I couldn’t help but chuckle. The dude was struggling to keep it in check. I thought, “Man, that’s a whole workout right there.”

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