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About London

So, I’m picturin’ it—dim lights, some jazzy tunes, hands slidin’ everywhere. It’s old as hell, too—Ancient Rome had these wild massage parlors, rich dudes gettin’ freaky. Bet they didn’t tell the wifey! Makes me laugh, man, these sneaky bastards. Ever tried it? I ain’t judgin’, swear! Gets the blood pumpin’, relieves stress—science says so. But, dude, some parlors? Shady as fuck. Pissed me off once, got this sketchy vibe, left quick—ain’t payin’ for THAT!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

There is no such massage parlour, you might get a happy ending massage only if you hire masseur for door step service.

But then, as I was leaving, I bumped into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Turns out he just got back from a trip to the Brecon Beacons. He was raving about the views and how he almost got lost. Classic Dave, right? We ended up chatting for ages, and I totally lost track of time.

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