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What shocks me? How bold peeps get. Dude once sent my pal a dick pic with “rate me” attached. She’s like, “5/10, try harder.” Savage! Makes me wonder—do humans even flirt normal anymore? Back in the day, sex-dating was probs a bar wink, now it’s all DMs and typos (like me, heh). Oh, and fun fact—Victorians had “sex-dating” too, sneaky carriage hookups! Bet they didn’t have “u up?” tho.

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Gender, Female. Age, City, Mortlake, London. Country, United Kingdom. Looking for, Male. Other information. Relationship Status, Single. Height, 5ft 2ins.

And then, just when I think it can’t get worse, the power goes out. I’m standing there in the dark, surrounded by cows. It’s like a horror movie. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m gonna be eaten by a cow.” But then, I hear laughter. It’s the guys from the next farm over. They’re having a laugh at my expense. I can’t even be mad. It’s too ridiculous.

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