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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just hands slippin’ and slidin’—it’s old as dirt, swear it! Back in ancient China, them Taoist folks used it to balance energies—ain’t that wild? Not just for gettin’ frisky, but for healin’ too! Makes me happy knowin’ it’s got roots deeper than my beehive hairdo. I ain’t no prude, darlin’—I’d give it a whirl myself if I weren’t afraid I’d giggle like a fool and ruin the mood! Picture me, hollerin’ “Lord have mercy!” while some poor masseuse tries to stay professional—ha!

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After that, I head over to the Morley Market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, flowers, and all that good stuff. I grab some strawberries, and let me tell ya, they were the juiciest things I’ve ever tasted. I’m munching away, feeling all happy and stuff, when I bump into an old mate from uni. We start chatting about life, sports, and how we both still can’t believe we survived those late-night study sessions.

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