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What pisses me off tho – people judgin’ it! Like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Nah, man, it’s art! Takes skill to knead ya just right. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Why ain’t this in the Olympics?” Got me happy tho, ‘cause it’s chillaxin’. Last time I got one – whoo, felt like a million bucks! “We’re livin’ in a madhouse,” like Leviathan says, but sexual-massage? That’s the sane spot! Ever tried it, pal? Bet ya haven’t! Little secret – them pros use scented oils, lavender or some crap, smells like heaven.

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After the chaos, I grab a pint at a local pub, The Eric Bartholomew. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ with the locals, talkin’ about the day’s madness. “You should’ve seen me chasing that seagull!” They’re all crackin’ up.

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