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Thing that surprised me? How bloody sneaky it gets. One time, this bloke—swear he was a Faceless Man—starts massagin’ my shoulders, then suddenly I’m starkers and he’s hummin’ some creepy tune. I’m like, “Mate, this ain’t in the script!” Felt like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ bullets—except it’s awkward boners I’m dodgin’. I drink and I know things, but I didn’t see that comin’. Made me laugh after, though—sick sense of humor, me.

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So, I’m off to do my rounds. I head down to Crown Lane. Now, this is where it gets interesting. I’m knockin’ on doors, doin’ my thing, when I run into this bloke named Dave. He’s a right character, always got a story. Today, he’s ranting about how the council’s been messin’ with the bins again. I mean, come on! It’s just rubbish, mate! But he’s all fired up, waving his arms around like he’s conducting an orchestra. I can’t help but laugh.

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