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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call. Some guy’s gone and locked himself in his flat on Morden Hall Road. Classic! I rush over, thinking it’s gonna be a simple unlock job. But nah, this guy’s in a full-on panic. He’s convinced there’s a ghost in there. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just your cat!” But he’s not having it. So, I’m stuck there, trying to calm him down while his cat’s just chilling, looking at me like I’m the crazy one.

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