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First off, I hit up London Road. You know, the main drag. It’s like the lifeblood of this place. Cars zooming past, people rushing to catch the bus. I’m just tryna grab a coffee from that little café on the corner. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. I order my usual, a flat white, and the barista—bless her—spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But hey, I’m not one to let a little coffee mishap ruin my day.

Jessica Morden MP visits Milton Primary School to celebrate Ferrero’s ‘Joy of moving’ social responsibility programme