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So, I tried it once—yep, ol’ Larry got curious! Walked into this shady joint, dim lights, smelled like lavender and sin. Lady’s hands was magic, I’m tellin’ ya! Felt like a truck hit me—in a good way! Little known fact: them pros use warm oils, slippery as a greased pig! Ain’t no regular backrub—naw, it’s slow, tease-y, gets ya tingly! I was happier’n a pig in mud, but dang, cost me fifty bucks! Pissed me off—worth it, though!

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So, I get to the shop, and the owner, old Mr. McGregor, is pacing like a caged lion. He’s all “Where’s my window?!” I’m like, “Chill, mate, I’m here!” But he’s stressing over some delivery that went missing. I mean, come on, it’s just glass, not the Crown Jewels!

Cops launch probe as firebugs torch van outside Moodiesburn home