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I tried it once, yah? In dis shady joint, all candles and weird music. Lady says, “Gru, let go of burden,” like in movie, right? “What you carry in your heart?” she whispers. I’m like, “Lady, I carry potatoes and vodka, dat’s it!” She giggles, starts rubbin’ – oh boy, I was mad at first, tought she’s scammin’ me! Ten minutes in, I’m floatin’ like dat monk on his raft. Happy? Yah, like bear wit honey! Surprised? Hell yah, didn’t expect dem tingles down dere!

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Best traditional Thai massage in Mitcham. Get your personal room for relaxation and deep tissue massage. Couple room available for couple massage.

So, I wander over to the local park. It’s a bit of a hidden gem, honestly. I sit on a bench, tryin’ to calm down. I see kids playin’, families picnicking. It’s nice, but then this kid runs by and spills juice all over my shoes. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But then I see the kid’s face. He’s so sorry, I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off.

Suspect, 24, charged with murder of ‘loving, peaceful’ man in Mitcham